(via pizza)
| Me: | seriously though its time to pull my shit together |
| Me *7 months later: | seriously though its time to pull my shit together |
do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
(via hazyflowers)
a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
(via nobody-will-live-forever)
teachers who call on students who obviously don’t know the answer are the biggest dicks in the world because they’re flat out humiliating the kid in front of all their peers
(via nobody-will-live-forever)
i hate when i become consciously aware of the fact that im breathing bc then i start breathing too fast and im like “better slow it down youre breathing too much” and then im like “whoa there dont forget to breathe” and everything becomes complicated
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
it could be raining men and id still be single